You wake up in Oulu Finland

You wake up in Oulu Finland

i kill myself

With my intricate Finno-Ugric knowledge, I pretend to be one of the natives

Pekkälaka hulääla kekkoka mikäsu kyllä kaksi maksi hyvää peivää

Drink and do drugs

Cross the border to Russia illegally

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Pretty good

What can you do in Oulu?

Start drinking and doing drugs.

It's not illegal to cross back if you didn't cross it legally in the first place.

Wat kän doo in Ollu

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Welcome to Oulu.

I was there once. Better than anything I've seen in Russia desu.

Kidings? You've only been to rural towns of Russia?

Moscow, Petersburg, Yekaterinburg, Tver, Novgorod, Anapa.

Don't diss Oulu. It's the Glasgow of Finland.

I mean what's actually wrong with Oulu? It has the same nice infrustructure as rest of Finland and some cool nature around.

Half of all my cousins live in Oulu so see them probably.

Get a finnish gf of course

ryyb and narck

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I think thats good enough to make through your daily life in Oulu

Nothing...people just like to shit on other cities.

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I guess I go fuck lots of depressed alcoholic Finnish girls and hopefully knock them all up then leave back to USA and never talk to them again. :D

>It's the Glasgow of Finland

Gently trolled

If I met you, I'd probably just assume that you speak some weird dialect from Lapland, and I'd just nod in agreement.