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suzy

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me and the gf

CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK

MISSUES BANFIELD!!!

1st year uni student haven't been out ONE night so far. HIGHLY doubt anyone here can beat that.

Chinese cartoons.

fiancee just called me a smug twat and slammed the front door on her way out (to where, I don't know)

finally a bit of peace and quiet

stop doing discrete news you fat fucking nonce cunt
you should thank your lucky stars youre on the other side of the planet you fucking embarassment

sarah

*whips you up into a nationalistic fervour*

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friend of mine has a flatmate who's in his second year who's never gone out

ahh yes. another Saturday night spent browsing Sup Forums. I sometimes wonder what it is like to have real friends. I might go for a night drive and wrap my car round a tree at 90mph.

did your uncle not teach you to count? oh wait...

Cousin who is short, at maybe 5ft2 has just got a new BF who is SHORTER than her. He's also skinny as fuck.

Poor cunt

that's me

EXTREMELY good video

>tfw had several instances of blood in my stool growing up
Reckon if there was a way to induce it the CIA would use it at GITMO, absolutely terrible experience. Would confess to bombing some buildings in no time.

might go for a cheeky bootycall tonight lads

I thought we were real friends mate, nobody understands you like I do.

Business idea: learn from my parents flaws and successes and bring up my own kids really well

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dreading work on monday, I try talking to the blokes there about football and fanny but they're all fucking abnormals and start talking about films and computer games

might quit

*yawns and stretches my arms out, one arm slyly going around your shoulder*

My university is having a new rector election soon. Here is a poll for all the nominated candidates.
Vote for Milo or Peterson for the Keks lads
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>tfw my childhood and growth is all coming to fruition and i am becoming an adult
>that adult is a horribly broken person
hahaha, parents utterly trolled me on that one

How do you deal with the fact that everyone else is out there living their lives, having fun with friends and making memories that they'll treasure for the rest of their lives, while you sit looking at a computer screen day in day out... life just passing you by?

>there are pornstars born in 1999

Feel more sorry for any potential kids 2bh, no amount of good dieting and sleeping properly will make up for the absolute piss poor genetics they'll end up with

hmm...That does beat me. He gets an added bonus for not living at home and still not going out. Absolute madman

started playing the banjo lads

really enjoying it so far

he's also a smelly brony who doesn't wash very often and will refuse to come out of his room if there are people in the kitchen area

unironically couldn't care less
i'm not suited to life. accepted that a long time ago.

Stop blaming your parents for the "adult" you are, man up and take responsibility for your own actions. Yeah they were a part of why you're fucked up but you can still fix yourself, I think.

I'm going to have to hurry you

voted for Dr Leif Azzopardi

guh huh!

i sit surrounded by women and all they talk about is:

1) how bad the traffic was and how they modified their routes to work to try and avoid it
2) what they made for tea last night
3) makeup
4) last nights TV

just pure zombified normdrone automaton mindless vassals

Just got a text from her incidentally.

"Hi Gavin haven't seen u in ages. Really miss you desu haha ;) xxx"

COME ON

DELETEDELTELDELTLDDLELTLDLELTLELDELTLEDDELTEDELETEDLETEDLEDE

wish they'd talk about doing poos and crisps desu

I hope he's not grooming that cat for something inappropriate

Hapax legomenon??????

my parents produced 3 losers so i do blame them quite heavily

What would you prefer, philosophy?

i dont
i have been crying a lot recently and thinking about the point of it all

What books you lot reading then?

my favourite WH40K character

241536

rowan of rin desu

they all do announce when they're going for a wee

Asked a girl for drinks tonight and she hasn't responded in over 12 hours

beaver towers

not him but yes absolutely
here's my hat so no one has to bother

>44%

P.s fuck your faggot uncle

>i have been crying a lot recently and thinking about the point of it all

dropped your gay card pal

deal poorly with it desu, getting blackout drunk every second day

i hope the opposite
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yeah got me beaten there too. I can function to an extent I'm just crippled by laziness. Maybe that's worse

your parents DO in fact play a major role from both a genetics point of view (people arent just blank slates that are shaped by their experiences, some people are just born shit and some are born noble) AND the upbringing they give you. yes its true you can still save yourself if youre not genetic deadweight but they still play a major major role and its very hard to undo it.

Try being an abnormie in a firm full of normies mate, all they could talk about is football, pubs, and old shoe makes from the 80s and 90s. Just wanted to go home and watch anime.

I feel like Pablo

*braaaaps*

guarantee i deadlift far more than you you pencil necked NEET cunt
now fuck off

john le carre biography. pretty good.

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meant to respond to

tower looks like it has a sad face because his sister just died

>Hapax legomenon refers to a word's appearance in a body of text, not to either its origin or its prevalence in speech. It thus differs from a nonce word, which may never be recorded, may find currency and may be widely recorded, or may appear several times in the work which coins it, and so on.

you wILL get rid of this post you SMELLY mick...I DoN'T WANT YOU HERE

How does one become "happy"

Let's say you have children, how would you give them a "good" upbringing? Seems like a hard thing to define and even harder to implement

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CORRECT

I got a single flight ticket to South East Asia and haven't looked back.

>youtube.com/watch?v=BpHA0iylW_U

STILL no one has posted the original bint

arooooooo
i know one of you lot hav it

*smugly takes a drink of water during the applause*

not him but i think i would just try and raise them quite traditionally. I think a big part of my unhappiness is not knowing my social role and how I fit into the world. If people have a clearly defined role they tend to be happier. Suicide rates were way lower in the past.

post life story pls

some SMELLY MICK tries to tell me how to live my life!! FUCK off

My sister who is about 5'7 has a Sicilian boyfriend who is about 5'4 and has a proportionate frame

We're part Sicilian so it's OK but he is quite small

just said 'killed to death' in a text (SMS) to a girl I want to have sex with

fucked it beyond all hope of repair

admire this greatly. What do you do in vietnam? are there jobs there for engineers? are you one of the buddhist lads that frequent here?

did the post hit too close to him lad?

>when a SMELLY mick tells me not to waste my life in front of my computer

enjoy

so lonely
so alone

Children try to emulate the parent that is the same sex as them and use the opposite sex parent as something to model a future mate from.

So if you're a male the most important thing would be having a father that emulates virtuous masculine/noble values and a mother that is a decent wholesome woman. Basically a "traditional" upbringing, it's called that for a reason and we can already quantify that straying away from this typically leads to worse results.

dolly little desu

thought he was strangling a baby wojak with his tongue in this thumbnail

ex just told me she's going to kill herself because of me


what shall i do here lads

too close to home* fuck you

i don't smell fyi

the so called "wallet"

about to unleash an absolute monster of a shit lads. My toilet bowl will wish it was never born

cant be arsed right now, ask me another time and i will

>What do you do in vietnam?

got a job teaching english, starts in april but i might not take it and continue travelling

>are there jobs there for engineers?

i'd imagine so

>are you one of the buddhist lads that frequent here?

no

fucking SMELLY mick you meant to say 'close to home' and you couldn't even manage that OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

don't cave to her attention seeking behavior. cut all contact immediately.