Joke/Insult thread

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

Joke/Insult thread

'yo mommas so fat, I burned my ass on the lightbulb when I was fucking her lastnight'.

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youtube.com/watch?v=YjJTrlabbTM

Oliver Ramirez
Oliver Ramirez

yo mommas so fat she died from type 2 diabetes

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

'why dont you make like a tree and fuck off'

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

'whats the difference between a bike and a nigger?'

'A bike doesnt sing when you put chains on it'

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkitsaurus?

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

What do you call a Jew who isn't really a Jew?
Jew-ish

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

Yo momma's so fat that when she walked past the tv I missed 60 Minutes.

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

youtube.com/watch?v=YjJTrlabbTM

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

Yo momma's so hairy she's your dad.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

'your face looks like it was on fire and someone tried putting it out with a fork'

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

You could also go with 'well, a bike wont try to steal your nigger.'

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

Yo momma so fat she say on a nintendo switch and turned it into a DS

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

boom!

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

'id call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and depth'

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

yo mama so hairy she speeks wookie

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

You mommas so ugly her tits are on fire.

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

yo momma so hairy you call her dad
Ftfy

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

My jokes got fire.

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

You mother is sooo fat it take train and three buses to get on her good side.

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

yo mama so fat when she got hit by a car she shouted "who threw that rock!?"

John Clark
John Clark

YOU SUCK

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

What is the diffrence between a poarch monkey and a feild hand?

50 pounds

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

What's the difference between the planet Saturn and your mom?

Somebody liked Saturn and put a ring on it.

Also, saturn is smaller.
Also also, saturn has less gas.

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

Yo momma is so fat, that if she fell over she'd cause a mass extinction event

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

yo mama sooo dumb she thinks seaweed is something fish smoke

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

Your mommas so fat her webcam is google earth

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

your mama's so fat they changed it to "health at every size except her"

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