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Unironically true. My "mother" just ignored me and I hate humanity now.

Alri grindanfc

I have a sneaky look at what's trending now and then I don't get it. Nearly 30 now though, probably why.

there definitely isn't unparalleled food crisis' over the last little while

before very recently there hadn't been an official "famine" for 6 years and even though there has been draught in countries like ethiopia which previously would have caused famine they managed to avoid one this time

africa isn't great but it's getting better

>tfw m8s never invite me out and basically avoid me when i wana do things these days just because I don't smoke weed anymore

disloyal whelps

screaming, howling, screeching, wailing, creasing and roaring

finna get a prostitute lads

Your friends don't sound like real mates

Have you ever had a real mate?

the chinks are busy plundering it for resources now anyway.

not that >we didn't do the same - hence the white guilt charity bullshit

I stopped hanging out with me mates coz they're all druggies