Women of /brit/ edition
/brit/
morning bruce
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if a bruce lets his hot chips get cold does he call them cold hot chips?
How do you whiten your teeth lads?
bruce is NOT my name
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gargle with bleach
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rancid
>"So, you tory fellas like your taxed tea, eh? Well by all means, 'ave all the taxed tea in the world! Drink it down to the last drop, that's right; this is very "valuable" tea. Wouldn't want to waste it now! What's the matter, spluttering for breath? "No more taxed tea in my throat", you say?
>Too bad we're also deaf to complaints, we were about to cease pouring!
>Awww, don't cry, buddy ol' pal, it's just "banter" for fuck's sake. Don't swallow it too harshly now, ahahahahaha!"
:^)
delete this image of my gf
I find women intensely sexually attractive.
FOY
why do yanks make these thoroughly rotten posts
FOREVER YOUNG
I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
FOREVER?
FOREVER?
Good morning my little puppets.
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don't reply to it lads
ANSWER ME BRUCE
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infinite number of monkeys
>Inifnite number of piece of shit, slanty eyed chinks
FTFY
it wouldnt happen
just threw a piping hot cup of rosy down me hatch
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So you're saying, a loada monkeys, who can't even spell.
tomorrow is the patrician choice
anything else is for runts
Start watching porn
WE WERN'T KANGZ N SHIET
>Madonna is not the biggest anything anymore, she might be the oldest slag on the planet given her behaviour, which isn’t befitting of someone at virtually Grandma age. She needs to grow old gracefully.
lmao
*logs off Sup Forums*
I'm dying
Stop Mouthbreathing
will not open a single link in this thread
bit insecure about my walk lads
britain carries an enormous amount of soft power
second only to america in that department
the brits have soft power down to a science
the chinese can't even comprehend the concept
Can you show moving images? Because I think I walk like a virgin because I feel uncomfortable when I walk.
Concencred with big words pejoratively
Just saw a commercial for one those sites where give them your personal documents and they trace your lineage.
The tard in the the commercial went "I thought I was Italian, but through this service I've discovered I was actually Eastern European instead". I was screaming at my screen "CROATIA USED TO BE PART OF ITALY!". There used to be loads of Italians in Croatia.
But I guess this dumbass will switch from spaghetti and meatballs for family dinner to kielbasa and pierogi because he knows nothing about history, and how the world wars radically altered the ethnic composition of Europe.
We wuz Queens n sheeeit
alri dork lads
the adriatic is a rightful italian lake
GOod post
Is it true that the Irish are the missing link between Slavs and humanity?
no single good australian post ITT
there's a 2pac remix of this song which is on point
no we're descendants of the long lost paradise Atlantis
This faggot from Leinster is ruining In Our Time for me about Rosa Luxembourg. (``-´´)
Bicarbonate of soda applicated to toothbrush.
>tfw you will never live in the Irish paradise where sex never results in pregnancy and getting drunk never ends with hangover
listening to turbonegro
>someone predicts something will happen
>it happens
>'SEE? I TOLD YOU!'
the only reason you'd say that is to prove to everyone how right you were
instantly lose all respect for anyone who does this
almost replied to some cartoon
I predict a brit will make an embarrassingly faggy post
Can you guys understand me? Yes I know this is English but I'm still wondering whether you guys can understand me.
show arsehole
cannae understand you through your accent pal
this.. so much
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*blocks your path*
Haha funny joke mate.
excellent australian posts
A mate from school wants me to go out tonight, but apparently everybody from my old school will be there. I fucking hated it and had virtually no mates, what do.
that's nice, it's important for lads to listen to their mum every once in a while
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*no big black penis for you ma'am*
*heems you*
something about prostitutes and cannabis???
> go on French forum
> think my French is good enough to post there
> reply to a lot of threads
> get a loads of messages in my inbox telling me to stop because none of my posts are comprehensible
Fuck learning other languages any way. English is all you ever need. Every other language is just decoration.
Not sure if a feel bad for the kid or the father honest
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*smiles at you*
Haha funny joke mate. [2]
>get a loads of messages in my inbox telling me to stop because none of my posts are comprehensible
QuebecANO
just found out my very attractive friend from high school has had a very plain gf for over a year
whatever makes him happy I guess
Do Irish people learn Irish? Why? What is the point?
*explains that porn and racebaiting should be different things*
sorry mate don't understand
>use the 'female' filter on faceapp
>look a lot like my sister
I feel bad for both equally.
I'm not sure why
Do Mexican people learn Mexican? Why? What is the point?
Absolutely love seeing wankers I used to know now with absolute munters. Makes my day. Truly I am superior, being a single virgin.
Say you'll go but just hang yourself instead, will be funny prank
i require 3 wifi routers in my home because a single router isn't powerful enough to cover the whole house
such an existence is unfathomable to brits
whats the point in learning anything
they need to change how its taught though, most people are shit and hate it by secondary school
A lot of people enjoy dead languages, like Latin, so why not Irish?
How do I into big tone mode?
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I've got one extender to cover the second floor of my house but that's it
haha crazy that
almost like you're related hahaha
what a funny ol' world
I've seen fit guys who go to the gym and could probably get any chick they want with fat girlfriends.
Whatever they're into man. If I had their build, I would be slaying fit girl pussy rather than going for a fatty.
Well most foreign languages are used in other countries.
reckon this is a satirical post
I live in a small apartment and can't get a signal in my bedroom through the paper thin walls with this stock router.
*ding!*
Ahh, microwave has finished. Tea, anyone?
No one wrote anything worth reading in Irish
Siblings can look QUITE different, in this case I look almost exactly the same