>"So, you tory fellas like your taxed tea, eh? Well by all means, 'ave all the taxed tea in the world! Drink it down to the last drop, that's right; this is very "valuable" tea. Wouldn't want to waste it now! What's the matter, spluttering for breath? "No more taxed tea in my throat", you say?
>Too bad we're also deaf to complaints, we were about to cease pouring!
>Awww, don't cry, buddy ol' pal, it's just "banter" for fuck's sake. Don't swallow it too harshly now, ahahahahaha!"
:^)