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/cum/
*sharts*
Where the fuck is hALO 6
first
Stop watching E3
Why is denmark always making the cum threads?
Denmark is an honored North American.
I was actually expecting something big like this at the end
I know 2 canadians irl and they're both good looking. Small sample size?
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Plus pic related
This is a completely random and unbiased sample of Canadians.
>Sanders took issue with a piece Vought wrote in January 2016 about a fight at the nominee’s alma mater, Wheaton College
that this guy is a Wheaton alum explains so much
for instance, while their mandatory statement of faith requires typical religious school things like belief in God, attending church regularly, praying with others, etc. it also forbids you, on and off campus, from engaging in premarital sex, drinking, drugs (even cigarettes), being openly gay, and a bunch of other arbitrary things pertaining to important issues like how short girls' skirts and shorts can be. overall Wheaton seems to attract a ton of Christian revivalists, virtually all of whom subscribe to Young Earth Creationism, genuinely loathe gay people, and view the expensive cars their parents bought them as evidence of Prosperity Doctrine
t. spent the most sober scholarship weekend of my life there bc mom is an alum and wouldnt stop badgering me about it
Are all Canadian men named Ryan?
A goodie but oldie
Only 45%
my porn is loading so slow
slowly*
*sharts*
shut up dickhead
the gf
>and view the expensive cars their parents bought them as evidence of Prosperity Doctrine
PROTESTANT GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN
Petite asian girls are better
*sharts harder*
saw the ol' oneitis today lmao
>made an E3 bet that halo would be shown
>EA game
ms press conference is over bud
*sharts*
never got how grills wear that type of thing
doesn't it go up the butt and annoy them and get poo on it?
leave it to bioware to make jetpacks look boring
>tried to find a reason not to blow my brains out today
>couldnt think of a single one
haha all smiles lmao
i'm all for women lifting, being successful and in control of their bodies, lives etc.
but there's a certain point where you're just fucking delusional if you think a woman and a man with the same amounts of training will be equal
daily reminder that boys high school soccer athletes kick the shit out of women professional soccer players
daily reminder that it'll take years and years for a woman to deadlift into 300-400 range and it'll take a frat bro like a couple months
it's kind of hot desu. it's kind of my fantasy. have a girl who is strong, independent, and thinks she's stronger and more powerful then men. then i chokefuck her into feminine submission and make her feel like a real Woman again
Yay or nay?
i'm so uninterested in E3 nowadays
tfw i hate every hobby i used to have
tacky imo
had my first week at domino's
don't really like meandering around an apartment complex in 109°F carrying a hot pizza and a 2 liter looking for the right apartment number only to give it to some black woman who doesn't tip, though
how r u /cum/
>wooly jacket
>during summer
>42C
what the fuck
I'm not a fan of the collar desu I'm looking for one with a regular collar
collar would look good on another jacket but they don't go together
>not buying your jackets in the summer
Silly
it should be illegal to live in this desert, honestly
my parents are actually fucking listening to despacito.
Puerto Ricans are worse than jews.
this must be what its like for americans who hear about our -40C winters
>buying out-of-season styles
Can my dog eat nutella?
my mom was a state champion discus thrower in high school who squatted 315 lbs for reps. apparently all her male peers were afraid of her and despite having one of the top 50 bench+squat+clean totals in her school of 2000+, the football coach refused to put her on the top 50 board
only one way to find out. don't make him lick it off your balls though if that's what you were planning
I'd rather not get ripped off
You need to plan ahead
It's not good for you dog, like at all.
she should have kicked his ass
He bit into my penut butter and nutella sandwich thats why i ask
dogs can't eat chocolate
I don't know, when it gets cold you stay indoors and wear thick clothing.
When it gets hot you can't do anything except stay indoors.
>peanut butter and nutella
i hope you had like a gallon of milk with that to wash that down, i can only imagine how fucking dry that must be
anyone got a us-mexico stream
if he's big and it wasn't very much he should be fine, but you shouls make him throw up just in case desu
Ruh-roh
APEX PREDATOR BABY
>not piling your peanut butter an inch thick anyways.
videogames are for little kids
How much did your dog bite off?
I don't watch poorball
rip puppers
call your vet and be aware of theobromine poisoning symptoms
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the chi thread is that way
I love going outdoors when it gets super cold. I get a kick out of it.
But yeah when it gets too hot there's not much you can do about it. Just wear loose breathable clothing.
...
Do you see a little of yourself in your 2D waifu?
More than he could chew!
should I feel guilty for watching the bethesda conference over USA/mexico?
I know our guys have no chance at the azteca
He tore off half of the sandwich and ran off with it
My bro is taking hom to the vet right now
Anything Metal Gear Solid related so far at E3?
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thankfully not
maybe a little
no, and i hope we don't see anything (unless it's metal gear rising)
Why would I waifu myself? I fucking hate myself.
Why is /cum/ so dead
This is a normie general
You want faggots go to brit
could go for a brew buds
go for a run like I'm about to do
drinking is haram
you have to awaken it by posting your tummy
I just want a complete anthology for current gen and pc desu
...
you've got work tomorrow
try la croix instead
>set Assassin's Creed in ancient Egypt
>make him black
Ah yes, Canadians
yes
>tfw get unmatched on tinder after sending an opening message that wasn't even autistic or creepy
Well what was the message?
Should I shave my legs?
just saw a white collar professional use the term "nu-male", "alpha", and "beta".
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>mfw hearing my professor unironically using "toxic masculinity" on more than one occasion
Save the Puerto Rican flag while you can buds
I hate both sides. Whether it's someone complaining about "beta nu-males" or "toxic masculinity", it is just cringey to here. Sort of like when I saw a bunch of sorority girls write "Shadilay for Kek my sisters!"
just
Still gotta wait for the old folks in the swamp to decide.
French-Canadians*
BOTH SIDES
If Puerto Rico becomes a state they're gonna ruin our beautiful flag
yea it feels great if you keep them shaved