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>tfw corbyn brings back mutualism

had 1 (one) pint and already feel a bit wavy

at that point I think everyone was dead.

youtube.com/watch?v=MFydZmUCzUA

what am I reading?

There's some meme about Mohammad being a ginger and the Islamists try their best to convert them with complements on their appearance

Just berated every contact email listed on Tinders website with my complaint about trannies being listed as females. Following through on my promise to uninstall the app now, there are better matchmaking apps anyway.

I got £850 off HMRC back in tax on May 12th and so far I've spent £790 of it on cocaine, beer and fags and weed

thats what you get for having a pint on an empty stomach

worst pain of my life

>at gym with mate
>doing squats
>walk over to get some 25kg plates
>one is on floor
>bend down and place my hands on it
>friend comes over and starts talking to me about some stupid shit
>has 25kg plate in his hands
>throwing it up and down like a twat
>throws it up and misses catch
>comes down on my thumb and traps it between both plates
>explodes like a fucking tomato
>instant agony

I've trapped my thumb and fingers between two heavy pieces of wood before and it really, really fucking hurts and it barely leaves a bruise so you can imagine how painful this was.