/brit/

racism is bad but open borders is worse

I'm learning how to cook /lat/, I must cook well of no one will ever marry me !


no cook = no cock

tbf I've only done it when i've been getting drinks and their standing near where im ordering.

you can't teach wit. just say something cheeky and then it will either continue on or you'll see nothing from it.

Or do coke

>replying to it
sure fire way of telling if a poster is a newcunt

Fucking benders reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4614168/Ex-porn-star-s-sleazy-smears-Tim-Farron.html

be confident but not too confident
(ie: don't be overbearing)

flat earth is real

would like to lick her pussy

*raises eyebrow at you*

youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Ok so on my saturday night I like to get drunk and listen to Soviet patriot music, is that weird? I stand up and salute and all