Wageslave edition
/éire/
I want paddy gf :(
>wageslavery
Feels bad desu.
L4D2 on sale for €2.
Feeling shite lads, tell me a joke
>Luxembourgeoisie food
wow.....amazing
What kind of meat are those sausages
fuck ir*land.
i hope the uk will invade and conquer your bon-country
Woke up at 5:30 and got ready for work at 8 but I checked my roster before leaving and I wasn't due in until 9. That was a nice feeling.
Left for deadline was fun back in the day but I just can't enjoy those mechanics now.
Every night Brutus, before he could sleep would count his smarties collection. He had 3798 smarties and he'd count them all and only then could he sleep.
So one night he's heading back to his apartments and he sees Caesar exiting them. Being best friends they wish each other good night and Brutus goes in to count his smarties. He counts them up but is shocked when he only has 3795 so he counts them again but again he's missing 3. He's deeply disturbed but goes to bed any way.
The next day he's walking about and some senators come up to him and say we're all going up to the Senate to kill Caesar, want to come? So he agrees and off they go.
So Caesar comes out and one by one the senators all walk up to him and stab him. Finally it's Brutus' turn. He goes forward slowly and Caesar's eyes look up at him and whisper, 'Et tu, Brutus?', to which Brutus replies, 'No you didn't you ate 3 you dirty fucker'!