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Wageslave edition

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I want paddy gf :(

>wageslavery
Feels bad desu.

L4D2 on sale for €2.

Feeling shite lads, tell me a joke

>Luxembourgeoisie food

wow.....amazing

What kind of meat are those sausages

fuck ir*land.
i hope the uk will invade and conquer your bon-country

Woke up at 5:30 and got ready for work at 8 but I checked my roster before leaving and I wasn't due in until 9. That was a nice feeling.
Left for deadline was fun back in the day but I just can't enjoy those mechanics now.

Every night Brutus, before he could sleep would count his smarties collection. He had 3798 smarties and he'd count them all and only then could he sleep.

So one night he's heading back to his apartments and he sees Caesar exiting them. Being best friends they wish each other good night and Brutus goes in to count his smarties. He counts them up but is shocked when he only has 3795 so he counts them again but again he's missing 3. He's deeply disturbed but goes to bed any way.

The next day he's walking about and some senators come up to him and say we're all going up to the Senate to kill Caesar, want to come? So he agrees and off they go.

So Caesar comes out and one by one the senators all walk up to him and stab him. Finally it's Brutus' turn. He goes forward slowly and Caesar's eyes look up at him and whisper, 'Et tu, Brutus?', to which Brutus replies, 'No you didn't you ate 3 you dirty fucker'!

Mayo should beat Clare at the weekend
5 more wins and Sam is coming home.

Bottle of coke.

Woke up this morning thinking to myself "Would it really be so bad if I quit my job?"

I really really don't want to be a wageslave for the next 30-40 years.

>Not waking up every morning with this thought

Most morning I wake up just hating the fact that I go to work, but with the awareness that I need this job to support myself. This morning I just didn't care.

Have you considered the pros and cons of taking a year off and getting a different job after? You're not doing yourself any favours in the long run if you're already jaded and miserable with the working life.

>had a filling
>mouth is numb
ugh

>Have you considered the pros and cons of taking a year off and getting a different job after?
I was NEET for almost a year after college. I've been working for a few years now, but I don't think I could justify taking another year out just yet. Also, the stability and security my current job provides would be very hard to reclaim after taking a year out - I was very lucky to get this job in the first place. So as much as I hate my job, I would be sacrificing a lot if I were to abandon it.

Fucking this. Claire are wankbags

Be careful not to trap yourself with that kind of thinking. I think the important question is if you can imagine yourself being happy and satisfied in your current job in some scenario and some point in the future, if the answer is "No" then aren't you sacrificing everything that matters by not making a change?

It'd be pretty bad of I quit my job and I wouldn't get a job with such good pay as easily again. Thing is that I actually like my job too but it makes no difference. Everything loses its novelty.
I was NEET for 4 years straight. I hated it and wanted to die. Having no money was shit too. Autismbux just isn't enough.
Now I work full-time and feel the same.
There's just no balance.

Gotta do what you gotta do.

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>'I’ve never been whistled at while walking along a Dublin street'
>We need a zero tolerance attitude for sexual harassment on our streets, writes Gary Gannon (Social Democrats Councillor)
On one hand, this article shits on Dublin. On the other, it perpetuates the myth that all men are latent sex criminals.

Feeling a bit conflicted desu (the comments section is a shitstorm by the way).

>Everything loses its novelty.
They say you should plan on changing your job every 3-5 years to avoid that sort of monotony and keep your work and your environment fresh and interesting.

I'm not sure I agree since I find the social aspects of the first few weeks in a new job to be incredibly stressful.

>. I think the important question is if you can imagine yourself being happy and satisfied in your current job in some scenario and some point in the future
Nope. The only time I even came close to enjoying my job was when I was in France (and even then it was just that certain aspects of the work environment and culture were better).

>if the answer is "No" then aren't you sacrificing everything that matters by not making a change?
I would agree were it not for the fact that I can't envision a work scenario where I could see myself being satisfied and happy. It's not that I'm lazy - I dislike being unproductive (although I think my definition of productivity has become skewed over the years). I just don't see how I could enjoy the wageslavery options available to me.

>Thing is that I actually like my job too but it makes no difference. Everything loses its novelty.
So you're unhappy at work even though you like your job?

>I was NEET for 4 years straight. I hated it and wanted to die
I was at peak depression when I graduated from college. I couldn't face joining the workforce, but fortunately I'd saved money from part-time work during college so I was able to support myself for a while. On one hand, being NEET did not help my depression. But it did help reduce my stress levels to the point where I felt comfortable about job-hunting (also my funds were starting to run low). Ultimately my stress levels went through the roof again during 2 months of job applications and interviews, but I pushed on and in the end I got lucky.

These days I look back on my NEET days rather nostalgically.

Dia duit conas atá tú a dhéanamh inniu?

It sounds more like general knackerism than anything else, when the person walking by is a woman it tends to be sexual, when it's a non-national it tends to be racist but they'd still abuse the straight white man walking by as well with something else.
My Dad said he frequently gets yelled at around Dublin city when he's up for business meetings being labelled as a "rich bastard" and such for having the audacity to walk down the street wearing a suit and having a briefcase. He visits large cities around Europe frequently and said he's never seen a place as bad as Dublin for anti-social behaviour in the inner city.

>It sounds more like general knackerism than anything else, when the person walking by is a woman it tends to be sexual, when it's a non-national it tends to be racist but they'd still abuse the straight white man walking by as well with something else.
That's definitely the vibe I got too - especially when they were talking to the elderly people. I've no idea why an article about Dublin's chronic anti-social behaviour problem had to be skewed as a sexism issue by the author.

Irish posters seem so refined which is ironic

Tá mé go maith.

Thanks for the compliment. You seem like a fierce daycent gas cunt

>I would agree were it not for the fact that I can't envision a work scenario where I could see myself being satisfied and happy
What about a scenario where you could tolerate your work environment to a degree where you could still enjoy your life? It sounds like you had something like that in France, so it's possible.
Of your previous jobs were any as unfulfilling as your current one?

>What about a scenario where you could tolerate your work environment to a degree where you could still enjoy your life?
I'd need to overcome some other issues in my personal life before that could be achieved to be honest.

>Of your previous jobs were any as unfulfilling as your current one?
This is the only full time job I've ever had. I worked a couple of different part-time jobs while at college, none of which I particularly liked but they were only part-time so therefore tolerable.

Some of these one room Dublin apartments are really depressing.
Only 1k a month for this. What sort of life do these people lead?

I piss in the sink at work and no one will ever find out out

>piss in the sink
What is your end game?

Will never touch working/living in Dublin with a 10 foot pole. What a miserable existence.

Blood pudding

fucked a lad living in one of those, felt sorry for him.

>tfw baldoyle

Does anyone else have no friends? How do you overcome the loneliness?

>How do you overcome the loneliness?
Too busy with wage slavery.
Try getting some online friends.

>fucked a lad living in one of those

live vicariously through people on the internet

though theres always meetup if you are desperate.

What's the cheapest/comfiest/best way to get from Dublin airport to Galway? I saw both busses and trains, but they seemed pretty similar. I'll be over in late August if that matters.

Also somewhat related, how is Irish law on smacking up a tent in a secluded patch of forest and living there for some time?

When does /eire/ usually pick up and start getting active?

The bus takes about two hours and the train is about the same if not longer. Fairly sure the train is more expensive too so unless you value the comfort of the train I wouldn't go for it.

>how is Irish law on smacking up a tent in a secluded patch of forest and living there for some time?
Fairly sure it's illegal since most of the forests are privately owned so it would constitute trespassing. We don't have any "right to roam" laws like England does either. In practice though they're unlikely to find you or care enough to press charges. Worst you'll have to deal with is if some teenagers are drinking nearby.

After five is when the wagies get home. It usually picks up after then.

I don't. It's not possible. There is no cure no matter how much you improve yourself.
Normies out.

>feel nauseous
>can't get sick
am I die?

All right, bus it is then

>Fairly sure it's illegal
Fucking continentals, pic related

Nah but thanks, just want to know my options, turns out finding accommodation in Galway isnt't very easy. I just booked a week in a hostel dormatory for the first week, but something'll turn up I'm sure

>need to poo
>sit on toilet
>nothing comes out
>keep trying
>keep feeling that it's "almost there"
>10 minutes later
>nothing
>give up

my life

People here are extremely friendly to backpackers. There was two American girls in my area a while ago and I was talking with them and apparently a few people even offered to let them put up their tents in their garden.

Also,I've gone camping in woods before. As long as you hide yourself well,nobody will care.

Fucking phantom poos

>and apparently a few people even offered to let them put up their tents in their garden.
We frequently had backpackers camping on our lawn during the summer when I was young. Mainly Germans. Sound lads.

This is called sort your diet out and get some fibre.

Turns out it was gas haha

kys niconigger

>go to take a shit
>feels like a baby is ripping itself out of my ass
>veins popping in forehead with the struggle
>sweating buckets trying to force it out
>plop
>look down
>small nugget of poo
>arse so spotless don't even need to wipe

>that moment after passing a hard one
There is no greater feel lads

>kys
Good maymay xD

Get the train from Heuston to Galway. You can sit at a table, have a chat and enjoy the countryside. The bus is absolutely fucking woeful, you're stuck beside some fat smelly alcoholic while immigrants make clicking sounds while talking on their phone for 2 hours.

Bus is cheaper, the train is much better.

>he bus takes about two hours
Me bollocks does it. It's 2 1/2 hours from Athlone to Dublin on a good day (5 if you're taking the late bus and going through the back arse of nowhere), nevermind fucking Galway.

>Bus is cheaper, the train is much better.
The train can also be pretty cheap if you book well in advance online. I never travel anywhere by bus if it can be avoided.

Student cards go a long way in helping with the train costs, but without it (which he would be), it can get fairly fucking expensive.

what do i do if im in ireland and someone talks welsh to me? or the name of that other language i cant remember
it was freee if you grabbed it like a year ago

If you're a student, take your ID card you can usually get cheaper travel if the driver/clerk isn't a tit

>the name of that other language i cant remember
You mean Irish?

isnt it Gaellic?
there was a bunch of irish ppl that came to my town (WE WUZ CELTS) to play gaelic football like a month ago

The scots speak Gaelic if I'm correct and the Irish speak Irish

>everything you just said

And west-brits like east-yanks speak english

Anyone with Future Tone here? Wondering which of the bundles is the best value.

Irish is Gaeilge, Scots is Gaidhlig.

just ordered a pizza
tired

L-lewd.

What kind?

>not cooking a hearty dinner
Why?

>tfw can't cook

At all? I know almost nothing about cooking - I don't even have any salt in my house. But I can still use an oven and hob to make my own meals.

Cooking is something you learn over time either by a parent or by studying recipes,there isn't much skill involved for most dishes

That time of the year again where tonnes of Spanish students visit my town and I'm reminded how shit ugly Irish women are.

Spent the last 3 hours cleaning my room and not even done. Never letting it get to this level again.

Managed to secure two PS3 controllers for myself. One has a stiff L1 button and the other has a dodgy analogue stick. Doesn't matter, now I just have to figure out how to make them work with my computer.

Found some ethernet cables but unless I can hook them together somehow they won't be long enough from the other room to mine. Again, getting really tempted to steal the router for myself.

Also thinking of becoming a wageslave for some money.

That's been my day so far.

>TV3 HAS CONFIRMED that Vincent Browne will be stepping down as presenter of the Tonight programme from the end of July.

Old news.

aw

It was only published a few minutes ago
thejournal.ie/vincent-browne-is-stepping-down-3480680-Jul2017/

Those Spaniards with the tan skin and blond hair really creep me out.

The controlers aren't compatible with your PC if I'm not mistaken

The news broke yesterday, but TV3 only confirmed it this evening I believe.

>use an oven and hob to make my own meals
What kind of things do you cook?

You can download a program I'm pretty sure.

Well, you can "hack" PC controllers to get them to work with PCs. Apparently it's not that hard.

Surely there's some way to connect them. The computer recognises them but they don't do anything.
Google's telling me I need some drivers, I'll look into it later when I have more energy.

You're right,this should be it chip.de/downloads/MotioninJoy_63723750.html

It's definitely possible but probably needs some custom drivers, google for a guide on it.

Fuck wrong link

>What kind of things do you cook?
To quote something I first learnt about on /éire/ before Christmas; "Depression food".

pasta?

>soccer team
Amach.

Adults who can't cook are pathetic.
Disgusting. If you don't clean your room from top to bottom, change your sheets, hoover and dust then you're pathetic.

Gonna guess that means functional food with minimal preparation and no concern for presentation or taste?