>You will never EVER be Ryan Gosling
>EVER
You will never EVER be Ryan Gosling
i know that feel.
You know what
I can live with that
what if he posts here and I am him?
what if i skin him alive and wear him as a meat suit
>you will never EVER fuck tight bod Emma Stone
>EVER
>you will never EVER have Hollywood autism
>EVER
The believer is his best movie. but maybe its because im an anti-semite
Wasn't he raped by jews as a small boy?
>tfw shitty virgin internet autism instead
JUST
Everybody in hollywood other than Mel has been raped by a jew at some point.
Source: I'm a moderately famous Hollywood actor.
Are you Ryan Gosling?
Fuck off Dane Dehaan
>moderately
No but I've been in a movie with him. Here's a hint, it's the one you fucking speeds never shut up about.
Are you Ron Perlman?
*spergs
No
hey oscar
Are you Christina Hendricks?
Are you Bryan Cranston?
No
Bingo
Pic related it's me and my bitch
Ryan Gosling makes me feel like a girl being jealous of prettier girls.
Are you Albert Brooks?
No I'm his brother, Super Dave.
>implying it's not still worth it
I would take a mile of Jew cock to be The Goose for 20 minutes
Fuck autistics!
>i'll never be 3 inches shorter
Great.
Paul Dano?
Honestly she was so cute in that movie