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Rick Stein edition

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cara

imagine how bad a pakistan airlines flight smells

right here

>Rick Stein
>Stein
Oy vey!

Love wageslaving me
Gives my life structure and a sense of purpose

shit, everything is shit

who here is a fan of the sheffield MASSIVE?

Still can't believe I actually have a date this week

Gay people have no stake in future prosperity and therefore not be allowed hold office (Niall Ferguson, 2013)

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FOY (frig off yid)

been drinking soda everyday for the past 5 days and ive been constantly feeling like i'm about to puke my guts out

anime

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i rode her already

dont mess it up

Of course the kikes support the wrong team

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going to bed night lads

2000s food travel kino
Hairy Bikers are good too

>he thinks i support the massive
baited

stephen daisley's face

the mayor of calgary is a paki

Meet me in West Street live in about an hour mate

I'll be sipping on a £3 bottle of wine

>Female PM
debatable

full of jolly people

is he ok?

>Canada doesn't have thoughtcrimes

is she queue tea?

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Awful gimmick

we're all in Viper Rooms lads

ahhah

cringe

last time you had this view with a girl IRL?

Me? 2 weeks ago desu

what're havin lads? saucer of milk? wahey

I WANT BOYFRIEND NOOW

REEE

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so what part of britland are you guys from
kingston upon hull here

the new leader of the NDP (left wing party) is too

I worked as a baggage handler for a summer at Birmingham airport once.
Only worked a Pakistan Airlines flight once but the stench was absolutely horrific, not even joking

whenever someone posts a blonde lass I always picture some weird squirrelly little paki/spic behind the keyboard

kingston upon hull here

>guns
fuck off that our thing

Viper rooms is a fucking shithole, everywhere on carver street is shite

seems like in this country something really shit needs to happen in order for there to be a change in government.

need more checks and balances

Someone should loot an entire regiment of archer's arrows in that direction. Talk about shish kebab.

FIFE
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Why do motorists hate cyclists so much?

I cycle and have a car and don't give a fuck if there is a cyclist on the road. I'll just wait a minute and overtake when its safe.

twatterton piccadilly

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can't, can you make it to the barby in tel aviv in about 30 mins?

hitting the gym

im still waiting for that military coup

youtube.com/watch?v=cxeWQXz0yT4

get rid of the UNELECTED house of lords and give the bankers' bonuses to the junior doctors

im such a useless piece of shit

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want to meet?
know a good pub downtown kingston upon hull

*enters thread*

ehh sweetie you don't attack viper rooms and promote west street live of all places

they don't use the roads but don't pay road tax. that's it

the fact that they don't also contribute to greenhouse gases is lost on motorcucks carlets

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*Hits your gym, leaving a hole in the wall*

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day in the life of the average /brit/ poster

no you're a nonce

reckon 190cm is well good looking desu

what's it like living in London?

West Street live is free to get in and is open until about 6am most nights so you can go after kicking out time of normal clubs

Viper rooms is just a shit club

surrey

reckon 190cm is well hung desu

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expensive

Andalucian shrimp and spring onion fritters

These delicious fritters are an excellent addition to a tapas spread or great as a simple starter.

Ingredients
For the aioli

4 garlic cloves, unpeeled
½ tsp salt
1 free-range egg yolk
175ml/6fl oz extra virgin olive oil

For the fritters

175g/6oz plain flour
½ tsp baking powder
1 tbsp dry white wine
175g/6oz raw prawns, cut into small pieces
2 spring onions, thinly sliced
1 tbsp chopped fresh flatleaf parsley
olive oil, for frying

He's probably a complete 6/10 and he knows it which is why he refuses to post his face here

peng

would love to fuck 190cm
sometimes i have wanks just thinking about his tripcode

Watched this last night. Interesting fella.

Horrible, bullying, psychotic, nonce bastard but very interesting.

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what's scotland like

who's got time for that

explosive

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thoughts on this webm?

these crisps are great. can't believe i only just discovered them

fantastic but expensive

if you have good money and friends then its even more fantastic

do muslims suffer disproportionately from bad backs? i'd imagine getting down and bending like that 4-5 times a day might be bad for you. or good, i'm not a doctor

actually that's joburg sweaty x

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because cagers are selfish bastards

Terrible scramble and should have just pulled guard

err

bellend smells like roysters

best anime fight scenes?

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>"perfect female form doesn't exi-"

don't EVER correct me again

Howling

As they waited in the queue to collect their food rations, the crowd suddenly started chanting "Oh, Jeremy Corbyn".
-The London Diary, 2023

"The problem is those bloody hoarders & speculators. They cause the shortages", an elderly lady with an "I Jez" sticker explained to me. And it suddenly dawned on me that even though these people were poor by our standards, they had something that people back home lacked: hope. They were happy to accept temporary privations, because they knew that another world was possible, and they had faith in their leader.

"Sorry, we've run out of bread for today", the dispenser said. A few people in the queue grumbled. The others looked at them disapprovingly. Then the crowd started to chant "Oh Jeremy Corbyn" again. Even those who had not received any bread joined in, if with less enthusiasm.

Suddenly an old man shouted: "F***ing commies!", and the crowd fell silent. 2 burly men in Momentum uniforms grabbed him & dragged him away. "What's gonna happen to him?", I asked the lady with the "I Jez" sticker. She shrugged. "They'll probably send him to one of those rehabilitation camps that Minister Milne has opened in the North of Scotland." She looked uncomfortable. "He'll be fine!", she insisted.

On my way home, I stopped at a People's Pub, which used to be a Wetherspoon before the Great Nationalisation.
-"A pint of People's, please." "Sorry mate, no more People's", the barman said. And in a hushed voice, he continued: "Unless you have..."
I quietly slipped him a euro.

All of a sudden, the lights went out. Another power cut. The barman lit a few candles, and the conversations continued. Nobody mentioned it."Mummy, why did the lights go out again?", a little girl asked. The conversations stopped. An awkward, embarrassed silence ensued. The girl's mother glanced around nervously. In a somewhat squeaky voice, she started chanting: "Ooooooh Jeremy Coooorbyn!". We all joined in.