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Graduate of the university of life edition

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full time mummy sub edition

i despise australians

What's the fucking point of ordering a burger then
>oh I just wanted the bread lmao

part time neet sub sub edition

>conflating tests aren't life (ie don't give yourself an ulcer over a test on shitty office software) with "dude weed lmao dont ever try in school"
state of your logic

going to be famous one day

and when i am, i'll mention /brit/ in every interview

producers and pr crew will axe that real quick

Fucking state of Bitcoin

tfw no mute gf

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>mentioning a thread known for paedophiles, terrorists, sexual deviants and flat earthers
cracking idea

>*waves hands to catch your attention*

My current gf already does that and it's obnoxious as fuck.

XD

Given the choice between 'oh dude it's just a test, relax the result doesn't matter it's not worth the stress' and 'treat your tests seriously', I might just slightly err in favour of the second one.

Start telling me about 'oh well actually I meant that tests ARE important blah blah blah'.

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Disgusting when they zoom in on creampies in porn

sue

I don't give a fuuuuuck
About anything
Fuck everyone
And fuck everything

don't watch porn myself, got a gf with an extremely high sex drive haha

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Having a wank and having sex isn't quite the same thing though is it

shut up you fucking nerd
hope some aussie chad heems you for being such a goodie two shoes

youtube.com/watch?v=DHh-SJC9L0c

Thought that was a VN dialogue bar at the bottom.

just try and stop me

i'm a maverick who doesn't need the backing of any corporate power structures like are trump

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Me on a bad day.

good for you man, i hope that philosophy has produced results for you
also your first option is a strawman. there's a difference between acknowledging the importance of test results and allowing yourself to be stricken with anxiety. I guess you think you can't work hard, be focused, and take things seriously without also being a nervous wreck. Otherwise you're obviously some carefree moron. It's called keeping things in perspective.

these people don't exist in real life, these comics were created by virgin betas who cannot comprehend having a relationship with a normal woman

got teased half to death last night lads
couldn't close the deal though

that's the joke dumbo

ah yes, Hollywood

NOICE

New diet lads.

Having 36 hard boiled egg whites and two multivitamins a day.

dont make mistakes

wow... tell us about this "real life" woman i want to met her

rank

my bollocks in the pond

oiii gato
o que tu estas fazendo aqui panileiro

going to have some rockmelon you lads want any then?

wait errrrrrrrrrrr so no ones replying to my minions video??
like what the hell??? -___- .......

hahaha spurs beat "real" madrid

just learning a new language is all

truth

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yeah that's my left one she found it haha

going in the garden to kick a football around

>s-spurs wont get out of that group... n-napoli will thrash city... p-premier league will be exposed again

HOOTING

Vim aqui só para te ver.

aka my bollock haha

>fucking highschool physics dude, where is the heat going to go?
ahaha

im already fluent in minionian

all of my sports stuff is branded with teams i don't support because it's cheaper to buy from sports direct than the normal versions

underwear tatata balu tu

por favor menina nao falas assim comigo
tu me faz quente em meu calca

This is so accurate. Can't stand /k/. Too many retarded Yanks too.

Is /k/ the oldest board on Sup Forums?

retard

rate the brunch

don't understand why people buy the white can of monster

just tastes like crap juice, if you want a sugar free monster that tastes right get this one

going to do a wank
feet shall be my theme tonight

hmmm

going to do a wank
feet shall be my theme tonight

Who wants to hear a good joke?

If I want to taste a monster I just have a quirk wank and lick up the mess.

I

Is this bait?

YES YES

hope you swiped right

I rang up my local swimming baths and asked: "Is this the local swimming baths?"
The man on the line replied: "It depends where you're calling from!"

Someone needs to do a variant called "the real gf", with lines such as

>I love rihanna, she's like me, I'm a sassy bitch slayyyy
>if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
>what's your horoscope?

holy fucking shit this one is good

genuinely don't get it

oh no he didnt...

just woke up lads

>81290706
this is just helpful chatter

sitting with a co worker and the girl he fucked and the girls fiance. hating this, jusy gettng plasteres.

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don't care fuck of ping

looking forward to this

Thanks, lads.

umm actually sweaty it's PeNG

despacito

is the coworker white?

doing drugs makes you cool

M-mas eu sou um menino!!!

This is now a sip thread desu lads

raining out lads
can't go for my morning walk

the yank view

you just know the guy who made this hasn't got blonde hair

same for me but because its 10pm

delete this sick racist filth

legitimately never met a person older then 20 who hated niggers

How much is a gram of good coke and a gram of
good indoor in the UK?

whats indoor

cut my finger slicing a rock melon the other day desu

My brother-in-law's parents will be away for most of November and they asked me if I could check up on her daughter every few days since I live nearby and they're worried about her.

That is, their THIRTY-THREE YEAR OLD daughter (I'm 28 myself) who has been a nutty NEET shut-in since a mental breakdown when she started uni some fifteen years ago. I've only met her a few times at family occasions.

tbqh if this wasn't real life but one of my hentai doujins I'd consider shagging her, she's not particularly pretty but she's not fat either, just a frumpy 4-5/10 stick figure.

hmmm i don't think it rains in arsetralia

any donuts man in