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you just know the guy who made this hasn't got blonde hair

same for me but because its 10pm

delete this sick racist filth

legitimately never met a person older then 20 who hated niggers

How much is a gram of good coke and a gram of
good indoor in the UK?

whats indoor

cut my finger slicing a rock melon the other day desu

My brother-in-law's parents will be away for most of November and they asked me if I could check up on her daughter every few days since I live nearby and they're worried about her.

That is, their THIRTY-THREE YEAR OLD daughter (I'm 28 myself) who has been a nutty NEET shut-in since a mental breakdown when she started uni some fifteen years ago. I've only met her a few times at family occasions.

tbqh if this wasn't real life but one of my hentai doujins I'd consider shagging her, she's not particularly pretty but she's not fat either, just a frumpy 4-5/10 stick figure.

hmmm i don't think it rains in arsetralia

any donuts man in