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not an argument
willy poo wank bum
second for France
why did the yanks fail so miserably in vietnam? why didn't they just copy our victory in malaysia?
Hi
gays should not be allowed to be gay in public tbf
'jeeling
big fan of the simpsons me whole life, and I'm not gen X.
your theory is disproven
I was named after a rugby player that happened to be popular at the time
I was named after ernest clinton
alri Johnny
i was named after the street my 'rents lived on, ended up moving when i was 1
alri jonah lomu
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BULKING
I CAN'T EAT THIS MUCH FOOD
IT'S TOO MUCH DAMN EFFORT
you're not a yank so you probably see the same reruns of that shit show like every other brit that talks about it endlessly. otherwise you're just a rube.
ideal gf
Playing Shadowverse
obesity and stupidity do not lend themselves to jungle warfare
That's a small image
Will Carling? There aren't that many famous rugby players now that I think about it.
having australia on your team in a war usually results in crushing defeats and exorbitant casualties
what exactly happened with trump and the fish feeding?
missed that whole thing
>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BULKING
>I CAN'T EAT THIS MUCH FOOD
>IT'S TOO MUCH DAMN EFFORT
tim drives?
scary thought desu
Trump was feeding the fish and poured the last few crumbs out of the box into the tank. Media acted like he'd spat in the tank and given the Jap leader the finger.
rory underwood
just confronted sam dastyari at the pub
trying to watch parks and recreation on netflix but they only have it on the US catalogue
proper grim
I CAN'T EVEN FINISH THIS BOWL OF PASTA I MADE 2 HOURS AGO
THIS DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE ONLY OTHER THINGS I'VE HAD TO EAT ALL OF TODAY ARE A BANANA, HALF A MUFFIN, AND SOME FISH AND CHIPS
wish i had a near-perfect gf
refuse to believe a perfect gf is actually possible so i will just settle for a near perfect one
you're supposed to put in spoonfuls at a time.
Trump is like the embodiment of "Murica!" at times.
ah yes, caps lock and reddit spacing
hate that cunt
yeah mate you like snackpacks I get it
Our media literally just tries to smear trump all day long every day. It's just annoying at this point. Can't go anywhere without hearing people bitch about Trump.
any Mao Zedong man in?
>Media acted like he'd spat in the tank and given the Jap leader the finger.
where? never saw anything but some random muslim's tweet
you are fake news
think my only option is to fall for the scoops meme and start making whey protein shakes
sigh...
Maybe you shouldn't have elected him then?
wish I had a gf
thats a big belt
I don't even know what is real anymore
love reddit
tbf you elected a clo`wn
the chad/virgin meme really got out of hand quickly
this isn't even funny
GOOD post
Got a job interview in 3 hours, havent even finished the application form cause I dont have any numbers for references haha
think I will just put some of my old phones numbers down and hope for the best
I want to leave a nice thick creampie all over Emma Watson's pussylips.
>people complaining about the US president
very new phenomenon
reckon abe did it just to make trump feel better honestly
baloompf impeachment soon lads
>whey protein shakes
Make protein bars la
have it for snacks, breakfast etc
thaiRAAAD!
>I am a gaijin guy who married a Japanese woman 4 years ago. 2 years ago we had a son. However, since the birth of our son the marriage is deteriorating. As a result, I asked for a divorce. But, wife refused to sign the paper work. Here mood swings are too crazy and all she does is yell at our two year old. Then just tonight she had a break down and put her hands over the mouth of our son as he was screaming. She told me I go back to my country, she will kill our son. Personally, I am freaked out because I have no idea what to do.
thailad in 10 years
for you
This was locker room talk. I’m not proud of it. I apologize to my family. I apologize to the American people. Certainly I’m not proud of it. But this is locker room talk.
You know, when we have a world where you have ISIS chopping off heads, where you have — and, frankly, drowning people in steel cages, where you have wars and horrible, horrible sights all over, where you have so many bad things happening, this is like medieval times. We haven’t seen anything like this, the carnage all over the world.
And they look and they see. Can you imagine the people that are, frankly, doing so well against us with ISIS? And they look at our country and they see what’s going on.
Yes, I’m very embarrassed by it. I hate it. But it’s locker room talk, and it’s one of those things. I will knock the hell out of ISIS. We’re going to defeat ISIS. ISIS happened a number of years ago in a vacuum that was left because of bad judgment. And I will tell you, I will take care of ISIS.
>the look on abe's face
yeah im sure that was his plan
Morning
what? do you mean actually making my own protein bars?
how is that even conceivably in the realm of possibility?
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pretty sure abe did it first
I bet it was making a profound political point.
Jap leader says it's symbolic of how they as leaders must feed the people a little at a time to be sustainable or something. Trump goes "nah mate, like this. Fuck sustainability, don't hold back."
Or yeah, he was tired of fucking around. Or he wanted to make a spectacle for the cameras so he'd be all over the news again. The last one is most likely now I think about it, this is basically his MO. Do something "outrageous" and let the media go into a feeding frenzy. Just like a tank of fish being fed more than they can handle...
who?
he's not that deep a thinker
abe shot first though
is this a nice cat?
yeh, but who cares really? It's the fucking two scoops shit all over again
yanks aren't worth the time
t. not your mother several times over the course of her life im sure
t. nazi
drumpf will destroy america and half the world with it
never making this much pasta again
I just can't finish it. I can't, I won't, I will not eat another piece.
lads literally have been awake the whole night not even joking
He wouldn't have to think very deeply to grasp the metaphor of feeding both fish, and populations, bit by bit, to keep them from over-consuming (or compliant, or whatever).
In terms of character, Trump is quite like Lyndon B Johnson and Reagan.
pics xx
Reagan was a beta.
same and ive got to toil for 9 hours in less than 2 hours haha
I'm not saying trump is a nazi, but he's been the worst president in the early bit of his term in a long time
Constantly under investigation for shit, has divided the republican party so they can't pass any bills despite having majority in both the houses(Which they'll lose soon probably)
To defend him as being a good president so far just makes you look silly
>i feel for the bulking meme thinking it would be great fun
>instead I'm literally up at 4 in the morning trying to eat pasta I don't want to eat
fuck this shitty planet
fucking hell, why do i have to be so smart? can't relate to anyone
no
I still think that would be beyond his intellect
definitely LBJ
dunno where you're getting the reagan comparison
nah man trump is BASED praise kek
I love Tree Kangaroos
reached my natty limit and i'm not going to roid. feels good that i don't have to bulk anymore
this is the moment he won the election
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>send an email
>no reply
>no way of knowing if/when i'll get a reply since it doesn't show when the other person is online and unlike facebook or whatever they probably don't check every 15 seconds
>question is time limited so it's not clear whether they'll get back to me or if i should just sleep and accept i'm not showing up
irritating
he's exactly like reagan
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when I poured the pasta into the pot it didn't seem like that much
little did I know over 2 hours later I wouldn't even be done half of it
reagan was a gay-hating fundie and lbj was a warmonger
trump is not particularly religious and definitely more pro-gay and anti-war than hillary
Except the American economy is on the rise, more Americans have jobs and the national debt has gone down.
Trump looks like a bad president because the media is only reporting about him negatively
the goal threesome
I didn't realise there is a natty limit, although it makes sense.
how much can you deadlift?
the dementia symptoms showing
any other lads here just lay awake at night and suddenly remember that trump is the president of america? still find it hard to believe