/brit/

don't want to be an american idiot

*blocks your path*

Cannot stop laughing at how he cucked """brave""" Putin lately and now oficial propaganda tries to explain it all day. Bravo Mr Donald Duck

Excellent post my white friend

>tfw no gf to watch films and be comfy with

Trump snogged the Queen

How else other than certificates do employers check if a degree is valid?
Don't remember anyone saying you can't just print a degree certificate out and put your name on it...

girls don't like films

let me do it in that blue colour

>two girls on the go
>both kind of fucked
>keep inviting girl down from the midlands on the weekend then we shag but it feels like its going nowhere
>also kind of expects parties and shit when shes down
>like her but think shes using me for free weekends in london
>other girl is in an open relationship
>i go over and fuck her once or twice a week then we watch films at hers
>had a threesome with her boyfriend once but it was kind of weird
just want a normal gf now desu