Britain has used her perfidious ways on pretty much every single country at some point in the course of history and the...

Bit rude

I'm confused. is your dad a Malaysian or just a brit who was stationed there?

Stamford bridge was the epitome of anglo perfidy

what happened there? didn't the normans defeat both anglos and viking settlers?
or was it normans + anglos against vikings?

Ah no mate he's just English, thing is his family on the men's side is all military so they had to move around a lot. He was actually born in Paderborn I think, spent like eight years in Malaysia then came back to England and got bullied loads for looking like a cherokee

anglos ambushed the noble vikings

luckily the normans eradicated anglo-saxon culture when they became kangz

there's a reason why sweden is the only european country we didn't invade
you were insular, never doing anything of note, never a threat
while western europe went out and conquered the world, swedes sat at home doing nothing
even if you won at stamford bridge then you would have got BTFO by william the conquerer

>by william the conquerer
do you mean guillaume le conquerant?

in short it went like this (simple terms for argies to understand)
>scramble for the English throne in north west europe
>Norway invades from the north
>king harold rushes up north and manages to defeat the norwegian king's army in the battle of stamford bridge
>while this is happening william invades from the south
>harold's army rush back down south and get btfo
>william conquers and the rest is history