But I'll humor you and say the fanfic I wrote when I was 12 is an official Marvel property too.
Grayson Edwards
I was going to originally say Coulson since Coulson has had a fucking laundry list of poor judgement so comically bad it leads me to believe he's like a malfunctioning Hydra agent who in by no means is for Marvel's best interest
Carter Turner
Just a reminder that by this logic Grayson and Omega Men aren't canon
Luke Morris
PEGGY CARTER
terrible show, couldn't pull the right ratings. Couldn't survive
Sebastian Baker
The only time I have ever hated Black Widow on my life was during Age of Ultron when Joss only shipped her w/ Hulk to try and promote Avengers 2 as a fucking feminist movie
You wanna elaborate on that statement a little harder because I just finished watching Season 1 Ep 1 of Agents of Shield and the first thing they mention is Coulson who was in every marvel movie leading up to Avengers 1 and the events of Avengers 1.
Aaron Lewis
Fucking this, her whole show is dedicated to Gurl Powa, it's like if Felicity got her own show with a better budget.
This show is also not Canon.
Grayson Davis
Its funny because she was great in Iron Man 1.
Isaiah Robinson
To this day I still say that Widow was playing Hulk, she was his handler and needed to have a way to control him. She's a spy, a professional liar, she should never be fully trusted.
Benjamin Hughes
Botches like this are the reason why I shouldn't type with one hand sorry I meant Captain America 1
Fucking Iron Man 1 I am fucking retarded today
Cooper Clark
Never ever type and fap user, and don't tell us you weren't, you linked us twice to a picture of her cow tits.
Jacob Phillips
Also the majority of the scenes relating to Hulk and Widow were cut from the original screening and Sup Forums to this day hates Joss for this
Its amazing how Joss only responded with
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKING VIRGIN NERDS DO YOU WORK FOR HOLLYWOOD I DON'T FUCKING SO!"
Asher Baker
Fuck you I hadn't fapped a good fap in awhile
Which really goes without saying considering how every single thread that talks about AoS has that one sperg constantly spamming a pic of that one girls ass
Bentley Cook
Karen pissed me off with how stupid she was in Daredevil season 2. She meets Stick at the door and sees Matt in a weird costume and only thinks "OMG H-HE'S CHEATING ON ME" because Elektra is passed out on his bed.
But then again everything about season 2 was complete shit
Jackson Davis
>when Joss only shipped her w/ Hulk to try and promote Avengers 2 as a fucking feminist movie
How does turning the (at the time) only female Avenger into an out of left field romantic interest count as feminism? Or are we just applying the term feminist to things we don't like regardless of context, like cuck?
Jaxon Edwards
That does sound like something Felicity would do and she would spend 4 seasons bitching about it like it was some kind of leverage
Skye is still objectively worse. Coulson fucking waifued her in 10 seconds and damn near almost compromised Shield because of it
This is like falling in love with a Kree
Ryder Harris
You're aware that Joss has brought original scripts of AoU to bitches like Anita to proof read right?
AoU was unintentionally tampered with by fucking Anita...
Brandon Wood
The fanfic you wrote wasn't published by Marvel and advertised as being set in their universe.
Dylan Ramirez
Jane Foster because she's so boring and pointless.
Cooper Gray
That isn't the woman with metal knives glued to her nails.
Camden Cook
Sorry, I couldn't see your post over those perfect tits.
Nathan Jones
>Who is the "Felicity" of Marvel if you will I remember the days where people were bitching that Skye should've been more like her, and Felicity was listed as a pro, not a con.
Good times.
Ryder Davis
>worst on screen recurring Marvel character in the history of Marvel Movies and Marvel TV Shows. Every woman marvel has hired except Atwell and Ritter
Gabriel Morris
Man, hate Black Widow all you want, but she was written perfectly in Winter Soldier. The Russo bros handle the cap cast so well, I'd love to see what they can do with hulk and thor.
Lincoln Campbell
Yeah here's the thing, being written well, and being portrayed well can vary very differently.
Scarjo puts so little effort into her acting that she might as well be on a morphine drip. Portman's portrayal of jane sucked because she thought capeshit was beneath her, but Scarlet doesn't seem to give a shit about doing a good job in any movie she's in, even when it's just voice work like Kaa, or that creepy as shit HER movies, she puts no effort, no emotion into her work, and gets by on apparently being attractive, something I don't even see.
Brody Edwards
Please tell me Portmann isn't in Ragnarok
Why can't Thor understand that Sif is infinitely better in every possible way?
Jack Bailey
Disney made the show and its set in the marvel universe now please fuck off with this meme
Asher Long
it was still a good show
Tyler Lopez
Nope she's gone, but sound's like Sif still want be getting any of that delicious Hemsworth beard in her...asgardian metaphor for a pussy.
Marvel seems to be going whole hog into finding a chick to play valkyrie.
Jacob Bailey
You have to be extremely retarded or autistic to expect serious "acting" in the MCU.
Julian Gonzalez
They'd have to try hard to find a woman who's a bigger piece of wood than Portman
Elijah White
Ok, can people stop hating Skye based on how you felt about her in S1. Cause she's not Whedon's created for the show pet character people, she's Daisy Johnson, aka Quake.
Cooper Watson
That doesn't really make it better, because she doesn't really resemble the one from the comics much at all. They just stuck the name on, and it feels tacked on.
Jordan Lewis
Doesn't resemble- She has the powers, she has the father, she has the gauntlets, the shield status, what does the fact that Chloe Bennet doesn't look like the comic character, not a lot of the MCU characters do.
Luis Cooper
he's called the win-TURR sol-JURR
... hesaghost
Adrian Murphy
Wait what? What was wrong with Pepper?
Hudson Price
I don't get where people get that from. She's not a great actress by any means but she's serviceable, moreso than Olsen.
That would be Jane Foster, played by Natalie "I am butthurt that the female director I wanted to make Thor 2 resigned for scheduling reasons, so I will not bother acting, as I was obliged to play in this movie and I can't get out" Portman.
Bentley Williams
So? Besides that's IM3, what wrong did she do in 2?
David Rodriguez
Bitch loudly that Tony wasn't paying attention to her
Carson Rogers
Really? Jane, everyone?
Brandon Miller
>moreso than Olsen.
no
Samuel Flores
Explain the final scene with her and Fury then.
Also that interpretation shits all over Bruce's character even more since he could see right through her batting her eyelashes in Avengers 1
Matthew Green
That unfunny cunt with the fat tits Kat Denning or whatever hes name is in the Thor movies. They're bad enough already without her saying "myumnum" and trying to be sarcastic/cocky/quirky every time she's on screen
Adam Wood
>Sif getting cucked yet again when will sif a shit meme die?
Adrian Rodriguez
this and whedon widow >inb4 boobs
Caleb Wood
Matt's into some kinky shit.
Angel Lee
At least she's trying. Unlike Portman.
Christopher Cox
>Felicity, look at those posts! >Lol.
Brody Davis
Everyone loves Felicity!
Asher Ward
HAIL SMOAK!
Dominic Nelson
>daisy doesn't have enough abilities >let's let her fly now
Asher Brown
It was more like a jump.
Ayden Gutierrez
stop ruining my greentext with your hair splitting
Gabriel Hughes
Lol.
Jacob Thompson
Ha you wish felicity was as bad as her. Truly olicity is the great destroyer who will consume the world.
Andrew Powell
Impressive Dennings tittays or not, Darcy is terrible.
Owen James
>Scarjo puts so little effort into her acting that she might as well be on a morphine drip
FUCKING THIS
I'm sure they're trying to get her to act nonchalant and badass but she just comes off as bored and wooden every single time.
Joshua Martinez
Skye is like that outside force that the writes write around. The world is revolving around her and things are falling apart because of it. I wanted a show about the multiple Agents of Shield doing shield things like in season 1 which was great but now it's just Skye/Daisy this and that.
It gets old when she's just going, "Really?" this and "Wow" that. I'm kind of glad this shit isn't canon anymore just so I don't have to see her shit attitude and acting up on the big screen.
Alexander Sullivan
Wait they're friends?
Jonathan Cooper
Everyone was pretty bad with just a few exceptions like Scarlet Witch, Pepper in Iron Man 1, and Maria Hill.
I never watched Agent Carter, and the first episode of Agents of SHIELD turned me off so hard at the first episode that I never watched another, but I would berry in Chloe Bennett. She looks like she's a horrible actress, though.
Isaac Foster
That dumb bitch from Daredevil. I'm fairly sure all her shoving her nose where it didn't belong lead to a lot of people dying that otherwise wouldn't have. Turf wars or whatever may be ugly, but I think she dumped napalm on the fires.
Angel Lewis
...
Isaac Torres
She was still inoffensive at best.
Wyatt Carter
Wrong
Luke Johnson
in fairness it is a really nice ass
Jack Stewart
>Brian what did you do today >I spammed Sup Forums with like forty proxies to make everybody but Jessica Jones look bad look at this epic thread look >Brian didn't you have some writing to do >I was writing in the thread >you didn't have some comic books to write for? >JESSICA IS MORE IMPORTANT >do you at least think you got away with this bullshit plan >FOOL PROOF GENIUS >because seriously skinnyfat goth girls are so 90s >THEY LOVE HER NOW THEY UNDERSTAND NOW >Brian >JESSICA >Brian please nobody is going to call you Jessica no matter how many bathrooms you use > :^) >stop that Brian use your talking words >my talking words? >christ
Samuel Watson
I understand you'd like to fuck her but that doesn't make her a good actress.