MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM

MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM....

Ok gents, so yesterday's meeting didn't go so well. But today we have some new members and introductions are in order. So all new members need to please say their name and 3 interesting facts about themselves. Go.

JOKER YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU PUT LAXATIVES IN THE CAKES I STOLE

GET THIS ROLEPLAYING SHIT OUT OF HERE

you know user, you could always just hide the thread...

Going to Evil Walmart, anyone need anything?

SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT.....

actually I'm fine

Some yellow cake would be good.
And whatever fruit they have that's ripe.

Will Aqua Man be there?

Y'all under arrest!

You can come and look if you want

A pair of pants, please.

Toothpaste, please. Oh, and a hair brush. Maybe so cologne, deodorant, and a Subway Sandwich. And some video games, like that Odin Sphere game.

Oh no no no.
Things have become a little... Aquard between us

BIZARRO NO WANT HAIR DYE
BIZARRO HAIR KEEP GOING STRAIGHT

The break room is out of snack cakes

The dipshit you call a leader never bothered to restock anything after the 40 he put in there 12 years ago.

But who is going to order the chinese tonight?

I'll flip a coin. Heads I'll pick up the Chinese food. Tails I pick up some Colt 45

But if we order pizza, it will be free if its not here in 30mins or less. Its practically a given since we live in the middle of nowhere. I'll even time it!

I SAY WE SUMMON AN ARMY OF SKELETONS!

I'm down for some Pizza.

C O L T F O R T Y F I V E

I am also down with pizza as well...forgot to mention.

Uhh, guys, I hate to interrupt but...we have kind of a problem.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHINESE?

What ever the issue I can handle it yes.

Shut up Riddler, we had Chinese last time.

Don't freak out, but there's a 200, maybe 300ft tall spider outside the HQ right now.

I like this guy. Lord Death Man demands we use an army of skeletons to get the Chinese.

I like you pal...you got good ideas, but like I said, we got Chinese last time, so I recommend pizza.

I too wud rike som Pizza

(Man this giant spider's pissed)

Nevermind the pizza or chinese. I got this fresh

It's Grodd's birthday tomorrow

Bwana just stop. You'll only make it more angry.

Hey everyone, look what I made!

*buzz brz buuuuuuuzzzzzz bzt*

Wait, who are you? And what are you doing with that-

OH GOD

While we wait for the pizza you can be robin and I'll be batman

Hey Tony, can i borro...huh...this is not The Avengers tower. i think i read this map wrong.

Alright, I'll make the call.
What toppings are getting?

SPAGHETTI

I say mushroom and pepperoni.

...I don't like the sound of this

And than Lex said

Mind your manners,fool!

Extra entrails!

Take off the mask, Carlos.

What did not see I have these sweet action figures. Robin even has Kung Fu grip

Anchovies

Batman to watchtower

i found the LOD hideout...im going in

Who let the bat in here?

Who the fuck let the bat in?

MEANWHILE AT BED, BATH AND BEYOND

MY ARMY OF SUPER GORILLA, GUERILLA TROOPS WILL HELP US TAKE CARE OF THE PESKY JUSTICE LEAGUE

on my way, Bats

I'm seeing double!

Uhh, no Lois i'm not busy tonight

If you keep dedicating on the beds, I'll have to call Security.

roger.let's go, Diane

Foolish Batman, only the chosen undead can defeat me!

Is Grodd back from Bed, Bath and Beyond yet?

MEWLING MORTALS, I THIRST FOR THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT TO FEED TO THE RUINOUS POWERS. Or perhaps lemonade if you have it

he doesn't need to.

Dude that aint right.

Hey guys, is this the Bad user Meeting room?

Ah, you are the creature known as Barry Allen? They say you can run fast, but what is speed compared to the reality destroying might of the Chaos Gods?

Uuh, guys, which Bat do we obliterate?

DIDNT I GET RID OF YOU ASSHOLES LAST TIME?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SWAMP!

EVERYONE

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Your swamp?

Well guess the pizza belongs to me and the Spookie Scaries

We've talked about this. I get the American Swamps, you get the European ones.

OH GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME, SOMEBODY HE-

on second though. NOPE

BREAKING NEWS: The Legion of Doom is dead. They never scored..........their pizza

Someone order a pizza?

Where have all the bad women gone?

Fuck off I'm right here.

Orgy at Hercules'

Pizzaman! YOUR DELIVERY IS FIVE MINUTES LATE! I shall ensnare your soul for a millenia of anguish and despair for this!

By the way, I don't suppose anyone has seen Klarion? I want to turn his skin into a psycho-active membrane for my Sorceror to wrap his force-staff in

We need to deport these gorillaz. They are bringing crime, they are bringing drugs, they are bringing their rapists. When Gorilla city sends their people, their not sending their best.

Wheres my drink?

Oh not this bastard again.

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I have nearly completed the instrument of the world's doom! I call it: The Annihilatrix! And when it is completed, a million gigatons of thrust will propel the Earth, directly, into the Sun.

However Lex, I am running a little low on funds in the marketing department.

Oh, do I smell pizza?

I neever tip! I butt in line, I never clean the dishes and it suits me fine!

i got you. How much of a loan you need? I am just great with loans. I started off as a supervillian with a small loan of a million dollars, and boy, did i make it grow

I am the box ghost! I've come to take the pizza box away from you all, so you cannot rest your pizza when you're not eating it!

Well to put the finishing touches on the annihilatrix and properly spread word of its terror, just some twelve billion dollars

Get out of here! Out, out, OUT!
You can have the box though. We have our official trump branded plates here.
If you help me get Mexico, you can have all of South America's Swamps as well

g-gatsu, don't look..

Just so you know, while you were sitting on your asses, I robbed three banks and two jewelrys stores and used half the money to buy the mortage on this place.

I want my $52,000,000 by the end of the week.

Stop sending pictures of naked cartoon girls!
AIM and Trump enterprises can cover it. However, I have an even better idea. My men and companies will provide the equipment and manpower, in exchange for sending all hardworking american people to Asgard. Those Mexicans and Chinese won't know what hit em

Look everyone, Cold has his fly open!

I can grant you the plunder of a 100 ruined worlds, mortal. Touching it may or may not cause you to undergo horrific sanity shattering mutations, though

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