MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM

Y'all under arrest!

You can come and look if you want

A pair of pants, please.

Toothpaste, please. Oh, and a hair brush. Maybe so cologne, deodorant, and a Subway Sandwich. And some video games, like that Odin Sphere game.

Oh no no no.
Things have become a little... Aquard between us

BIZARRO NO WANT HAIR DYE
BIZARRO HAIR KEEP GOING STRAIGHT

The break room is out of snack cakes

The dipshit you call a leader never bothered to restock anything after the 40 he put in there 12 years ago.

But who is going to order the chinese tonight?

I'll flip a coin. Heads I'll pick up the Chinese food. Tails I pick up some Colt 45