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hate blacks
anime
>you arrive in Tooting
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so lonely
so alone
>vaginas are ugly too
virus dont click
>blair
>lair
>liar
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Going to erect my dick
>gf wants to play badminton for an hour next week
oh comee onnnnnnn
if I say no she'll get grumpy and ask why, I don't have a good reason except "I don't want to" which makes me sound like a child when she's being just as childish in dragging me along in the first place ajjjjj AJJJ OK WOMAN I'LL GO
going to kill myself because i have a 3 inch dick
>ehhh ahh why u walk like a spaz yo? what fone u got?
babestation
gamestation
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chatting to an irish bird on the 'der
yeah folds of wet bacteria-laden skin, brilliant just want to put my face right in there and lick it all up
what is wrong with you, what is wrong with us
wrap your index and thumb around your wrist lads
If they don’t touch - you’re a large frame
If they just touch- you’re a medium frame
If they overlap - you’re a small frame (runt)
Report back with results
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ewww gay stuff
m8station
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why do they ask about my phone
Sorry meant to say your longest finger, not index finger
say "an bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas"
means I will love you always and forever. an old irish saying
fuck off you literal bender
my dad just asked me how to spell the word "fetch"
what a grim reality
having a kiss and a cuddle
having a laugh and a bubble
How does one get a job with Oxfam?
Asking for a friend.
where's the janny when you need him
Not sure why i always open the gay porn spam. Doesn't interest me one bit.
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there's literally only one way to pronounce that
I once forgot how to spell the word "door" once, true story. Doar? Dore? baffling
Licking a woman's pussy, or "yona" is the most beta, demeaning and degrading act a male can perform. You are literally putting your mouth (the most sacred of orifices) onto the places she pisses and bleeds out of. You can try to reason it out or whatever but that's what it boils down to.
A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.
So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime you disgusting animal, I'm sure you'll all figure out a way to convince yourself that what you're doing isn't utterly vile and totally beta.
>Yo
Literally never heard a British person say this in real life outside of joking about how American's speak.
can't even think of how i';d misspell it
he omitted the T
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the virgin post
Mary Beard is based
nowt wrong with that, just checking everything is in its place, old evolutionary habit
my dad just asked me how to spell the word "felch"
what a grim reality
Why did he put quotes around civilised?
Not a fan of these pictures of erect willies getting posted, lads. Might take a time-out and browse other sites until the lad gets sorted out by the janny.
A girl is more likely to leave you when you do beta acts like eating a girl out. They need dominance, and you're showing submissiveness.
Why are the left so trusting of science when it comes to climate change yet completely ignore science when it comes to gender?
just said yo to my dad
he said it back
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>mfw two separate girls that i used to fuck had private tumblrs where they would upload nudes for me
>one was my housemate at the time who ended up hating me because her bf found out we were fucking
>the other one lived quite far away only fucked her a few times
>fast forward three years
>both are pretty fucked up
>i notice they follow each other on tumblr
>like each others posts
>both have since deleted the blogs
wonder if they talked about me, not sure if it would give them the hots for me or make me seem creepy because i did the same thing with both of them
>serendipitously googles felch
Penises are nicer than vaginas, lets face it. When I suck a dick I know what I'm getting when I see a vagina it could be anything in there, from spiders to land mines.
With a cock, it can be washed effectively. You just can't properly wash a vagina, or an anus. Its why the only type of intercourse I am interested in is oral with fellow men. I'm not gay, but I care for my own health too much to risk anything else
because she meant civilised as in good manners not civilised as in the state of being more socially advanced
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who /topszn/ here?
you realise the science sides with the left on gender right?
are you 10
Kind of unsettling that most shemale pornstars have larger willies than me.
I thought male pornstars misleaded willy size, but surely that's not the case with trannies right? Their willy size doesnt matter and a lot of the time smaller is better. Especially seeing as a lot of them probably have lower testoterone than me.
You and General Cornwallis arrive at the Hornet's Nest
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Bruno Mars is probably the greatest performer since mj
anime is cute
shut your AIDS riddled mouth faggot
gays literally get colon cancer at increased rates because they let so many people pipe them up the arse
a lot of cocks in that last thread weren't there
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>faggot
fuck off yank
Fair enough, lad.
quite a few in this one too :/
>this thread
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would smack you if you spouted this shit near me
>download ETA: 9h 47m
are you SMALL, medium or large frame LADS?
This Is What The Average American Will Look Like In 2050... And It's Beautiful
What ethnicity is this girl?
jews would be completely invincible if they only had one iota of self-awareness
Oh hi lads!
might just go to kip
what's the point in being awake
t. russian troll
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if this is the oxford bender I swear to jayses I'll fly over there and burst the cunt myself
yeah including you hahha
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need to stick my face in clare's perfect pink
Huge tragedy for British right that their concocted Czech spy story about Corbyn breaks at same time as "Trump & Brexit aided by Russian spies" is an actual story...
He wants to be Michael Jackson.
There can only ever be one Michael Jackson though.
medium alright mEDIUM
6" on the dot
I have 1st percentile wrists
my train to oxford's booked but you're welcome to join me
the cunt will get what's coming to him
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Me too, 7 inch wrists :^)
should have blamed it on the iranians or somewhere in latin america instead of the russians, cheap move
America by 2050...Europe by 2100
don't know, i meant to post a different pic anyway lol
Why does it matter? Fucking saffers are obsessed with race.
why is it always the man getting cucked? the picture should be a man with 2 women
generic orange slag with a horrid face