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Going to erect my dick

>gf wants to play badminton for an hour next week
oh comee onnnnnnn
if I say no she'll get grumpy and ask why, I don't have a good reason except "I don't want to" which makes me sound like a child when she's being just as childish in dragging me along in the first place ajjjjj AJJJ OK WOMAN I'LL GO

going to kill myself because i have a 3 inch dick

>ehhh ahh why u walk like a spaz yo? what fone u got?

babestation

gamestation

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chatting to an irish bird on the 'der

yeah folds of wet bacteria-laden skin, brilliant just want to put my face right in there and lick it all up

what is wrong with you, what is wrong with us