/brit/

having a kiss and a cuddle
having a laugh and a bubble

How does one get a job with Oxfam?

Asking for a friend.

where's the janny when you need him

Not sure why i always open the gay porn spam. Doesn't interest me one bit.

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there's literally only one way to pronounce that

I once forgot how to spell the word "door" once, true story. Doar? Dore? baffling

Licking a woman's pussy, or "yona" is the most beta, demeaning and degrading act a male can perform. You are literally putting your mouth (the most sacred of orifices) onto the places she pisses and bleeds out of. You can try to reason it out or whatever but that's what it boils down to.

A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime you disgusting animal, I'm sure you'll all figure out a way to convince yourself that what you're doing isn't utterly vile and totally beta.

>Yo

Literally never heard a British person say this in real life outside of joking about how American's speak.

can't even think of how i';d misspell it