Mine:
Russia+Poland+Italy
Mine:
why do you want to lose so bad?
I choose china, iran and north korea
japan should be $25
I said the same thing in pol
Germany France Italy Norway
USA, Israel & North Korea
Brazil, China and 20 African countries
W E I M A R
T R I A N G L E
italy is a shit ally, they should be even lower then african countries
0,5$ that is there italy belong
Fuck you sergei you stole mine
Canada alone shall conquer the world. Every woman goes to sleep at night with their wombs tingling at the thought of being bred by the Colossal Canadian Cock.
I'm Ivan, b-baka!
If you chose Israel, then US is basically free
Japan 50$
100 African countries.
US, South Korea, Mexico, Romania
>Japan 40$
>Canada 20$
USA,Italy,Brazil, the other 10 dollars on oil rich African countries
France, Canada and 40 francophone african countries
Where is Turkey? How much cost are they?
100 African countries
gg anyone else
>Canadian 43000 man dildo dual wielding army costs more than North Korea
explain
Since Italy runs away soon,don't have to worry about it.
ikr, this pic is underrated. I should make a new one myself with a list of new countries with new prices and make it a card game and publish it on steam and earn some cash
USA, all the $5 tier cunts and 10 strongest African nations.
You call Canada weak?
France, Israel, South Korea, North Korea and Norway.
>Russia
>costing more than Italy
Italy has more GDP
Imagine if Italy bothered to spend more on military they would be a bigger military bully than the """"nation"""" of Russia is hahaha
Lol, Russia has a much bigger arsenal already and enough nukes to carpet bomb Europe. Also, italians tend to suck at war. I wouldn't even pay 10 dollars.
Well yes, Canada IS weak. But you don't have to be strong because you share border with USA and if something bad happens to Canada you can be 100% sure that USA will move in and save you to keep their border secure
No nukes you absolute retard.
Only thing Russia has going for them is bigger population
US, Saudi Arabia, Israel
lol fuck no. Spending money for defense is for cucks, we're firends with everyone
Stronger than you, Ivan.
Greece has a better army than some of he 20$ and 10$ countries.I choose USA and Greece+israel
USA Cañada and Mexico
Need nothing more
And resources, arms industry, operational experience and military tradition, not to mention fighting spirit.
we have better military industrial complex, that's something you can't buy
Canada*
Fuck my phone
Does your own country count towards the final cost? Also Where is Turkey, India and Pakistan? Their armed forces are criminally underrated.
From that list though, I'd pick USA + Israel + Greece + Nigeria + Egypt + Algeria + South Africa + Ethiopia
>you can buy a country under $100
are you faggots really that retarded
>Istrael
You know they lost a war to a muslim militia from Lebanon in 2006 right?
Its õk, Méxìćõ
>posts picture of almost naked orange man as proof of Canadian strength
if you kill your enemies, they win
Canada is BLACK. You sissy wh*Tes don't stand a chance.
Nope, just the list
usa & mexico together?
Swap Israel for Iran actually. I didn't see them.
100 African countries for me, please.
Italy can surpass Russia in all of these things if they bother to spend more money in the army, you retard.
Define "fighting spirit" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Cum team + 5 african cunt
Canada usa mexico with south africa, Egypt, Nigeria, Kenya and Uganda
I don't know how this will turn out bad tbqh
USA, israel, turkey
how is my team?
DAS RITE
China, Brazil, and 20 assorted African countries optimised for the best resources (including factors like infrastructure, geography, and location). China and Brazil are 1.623billion people. Those 20 countries would add quite a lot too. With material wealth (African countries) and political centralisation, they are very strong. China would provide that political centralisation. Though corruption is a bit of a concern. They basically start off with a good military too, given 10 years to kick off a proper war machine, nothing could even touch them.
>Italy can surpass Russia in all of these things if they bother to spend more money in the army
No, they can't. You don't just build a modern arms industry over night. That's like saying Russia could make their own microchips to rival Intel if they just spent enough money.
And fighting spirit is something Italians probably don't have, if we judge from history. And you ignore experience and military tradition, which are very important.
>no nukes
wow how can we lose?
Japan, Germany, Brazil, Sweden, Mexico
I want Suomi, though
israel and turkey won't fight together i think, recently erdogan has become anti israeli
>a fucking dot
They totally can, over the course of a few years, retard.
High IQ is something romanians probably don't have if we judge from history
Wow, getting a bit triggered there.
And no they can't. First of all you assume they have a few years, and even so building a modern military industrial complex would take more than a few years even for a fully developed country.
Implying you could keep the 5 eyes apart.
USA+Canada+Mexico
keep the change, come and get me, bitch
I didn't choose Italy for the WW3 scenario.
I say Italy can totally be a bigger military bully than Russia right now if they bother to spend more money in the military which is fact.
China, North and South Korea
russia, iran, north korea
Best Korea and 90 africans shit-holes.
Get pwnd fggt
I get the jews and force the US and URSS and whatever other country to fuck up anybody that dare to stand in my
Wow, you'r a fucking idiot.
1.Italy does not have the immense gas and oil resources that Russia does, and on which western Europe depends
2.Italy does not have Russia'' geography, which is a huge deterrent to anyone trying to attack them and which saved them from France and Germany.
3.Italians don't have the same psychology as Russians, who have thirst for conquest and are willing to put up with hardship.
4. Russia has a military tradition and experience with modern warfare. If you read Italy's military history it's literally the most pathetic thing on earth.
We only need TURK because KARABOGA will be on our side.
>how can we lose against chinks and pooinloos with infinite population
>how can we lose against whitoid cunts with similar tech level but comes in multiple times of power?
>how can we lose using our jieitai that recruits neets and uses american weapons and planes?
Japan is only good in defense against chinks and pooinloos, not USA or any cunts where they literally know everything about japan, even more than abe does
i pick every african country for $100
Russia + 30 african countries
If things go south I'll pretend I gave $70 to USA and complain until they accept me on their side.
This is the only correct answer, bonus point if you also pick Israel to coordinate the invasion with memetic devices
…k
france, germany, brazil, egypt, algeria, ethiopia, nigeria, south africa, angola, morocco, zambia, kenya, mozambique
>China
>Israel
>Sweden
>Mexico
North Korea will follow China, USA will follow Israel and the rest of the EU will be forced to follow Sweden.
You realize that Italy is already one of the largest exporters of arms in world right? Especially Naval equipment
Can't compare to Russian arms industry tough. And wars aren't won on sea.
israel and palestine rest i spend on hookers
USA + 30 african countries.
Technology and massive manpower
>wars aren’t won at sea
USA Italy Nigeria+Others
Repeating what I said isn't an argument. Give me one example of a major war won solely due to naval supremacy.
Usa+Sk+Norway
USA and 30 african countries.
USA will make weapon and manage military operations and niggers will supplay eternal human resources.
p-please choose us were not that bad i s-swear
USA, Canada, Mexico and some random.
Have fun ever touching my homeland faggots.
You need to keep in mind that all other nations will be your enemies.
For example if you pick European countries and aren't careful you will be immediately surrounded and fucked.
I think the only viable euro lineup is Germany+France+Poland and then hope France and Poland can help survive the early game until Germany can power up properly.
USA is too strong
USA NK Brazil Mexico Romania
Wars aren't solely won via a single mode of battle anymore retard.
Never said naval power is useless retard, but if your army occupies the enemies territory the navy doesn't matter. Not to mention that air power can also counter navies.
USA and 30 nigger shitholes full of cannon fodder.
>Air power can counter navies
Not nearly as effectively as you think it does.
Italia must go to Africa tier.
Sweden + 95 African Countries
Oh, looks like we have a US Navy admiral here.
Germany, Japan, Italy and Brazil. The dream.
Explain how Argentina lost to the Brits despite having a massive advantage in local air forces and anti-ship missiles then?
best team so far
North Korea, Iran, Russia
Africa has only 55 countries.
kek have fun getting betrayed
>Explain how Argentina lost to the Brits despite having a massive advantage in local air forces and anti-ship missiles then?
The Argentinians were defeated on land and as I remember sustained more air losses. Not to mentioned they tried to invade an island and the British navy was overwhelmingly superior, which isn't the case with Italian and Russian navies.
And even so, if the Argentinians had managed to hold back the British counter invasion of the Falklands they would have won.